Hunter Biden Is Being Sued By A Woman Who Claims To Have Had His Baby

I’m starting to suspect that Joe Biden’s son Hunter Biden is playing life like a game of Messy Famous Son Bingo. Hunter was kicked out of the military for coke use. He was allegedly busted with an ashley madison account. He hooked up with his brother’s widow (while he was still married to his first wife). He married his new girlfriend in the same month it was reported that he’d split from his brother’s widow.

And now an Arkansas woman, who is neither his brother’s widow nor his current wife, claims he’s the father of her baby. I think we just got a bingo?

Page Six says that a 28-year-old woman named Lunden Alexis Roberts has recently filed a lawsuit against 49-year-old Hunter claiming she gave birth to their son in August 2018. The lawsuit was filed on May 28th, two weeks after Hunter Biden married his second wife, Melissa Cohen. That means Hunter allegedly got Lunden pregnant in the same year he got with his brother Beau’s widow Hallie Biden.

Lunden is only four years older than Hunter’s oldest daughter Naomi and ten years older than his youngest daughter Maisy. If Christmas wasn’t already awkward at the Biden house, it is now.

Even though this is very on brand for the likes of Maury, Lunden doesn’t want this to turn into a media spectacle. Her lawyer Clint Lancaster spoke to the Arkansas Democrat Gazette about the paternity suit, and he says all she wants is for Hunter Biden to step up and take responsibility. She’s looking for Hunter to establish paternity of her 10-month-old baby boy, as well as child support and health insurance. Any out of pocket expenses for the baby would be split between Lunden and Hunter. And she definitely doesn’t want to make things weird for Joe.

“She really does not want this to be a media spectacle. She does not want this to affect Joe Biden’s campaign. She just wants this baby to get financial support from the baby’s father.”

Clint says that they tried to work it out with Hunter and his attorney, but a settlement has not been successful, which is why they went ahead and filed a lawsuit. Hunter hasn’t gotten the lawsuit yet; Clint says they’re still attempting to serve him with the papers. Here, this is how you make it happen with a 100% success rate of acceptance. Have a process server show up at his house and address him in the following way: “Hi, I’m a single woman that you aren’t married to. Are you Hunter Biden?” That should work.

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